Sunday, December 12, 2010

Sunday Slice of Heaven, Slice Into the Woods 12/12/2010

"Wait...what the what, Donist?  It's Sunday you dope!  What the hell is Sunday Slice of Heaven about?"

Well loyal readers--Mom and our friends' dog--Friday is the day that point out the things, whether they are comics, blu-rays, music, books, beer or what have you, that I deeply enjoyed that week.  But today is Sunday, and I have decided that Sunday is the day for bringing up things that I want or expect to be awesome, thus this first entry.

But, and this is a very big butt, I have to rant--like always--for a moment.  Why did no one tell me about this book?  Seriously.  You people say you love me.  You people think you know me.  Fine, I get that, but where were you on this one?  EVERYONE dropped the ball as far as I'm concerned.  I had to find out about this book on my own through a casual glance on the wonderful site, which if you haven't visited, check it out immediately, bookmark it and view daily!

This book holds everything near and dear to me in this peril-wrought world.  It provides a glimmer of hope, that ray of sunshine and a primordial warmth so desperately needed in our hearts during these uncertain times.

I give to you...

...the holy grail...

...of all books...

...this holiday season.

A book at the top...

...of my Christmas list...

...that should be at the top of everyone's list.

I present to you...

The Big Butt Book - Edited by Dian Hanson, published by Tashen.  If covers could speak a thousand words, this speaks ten thousand.
The Big Butt Book

Hey, and don't forget the sister book...

The Big Book of Legs - Edited by Dian Hanson, published by Tashen.  This book probably speaks about five thousand words, or at the very least somewhere around the three thousand word range.
The Big Book of Legs

Whoa...wait a minute.  I get it.  *chuckle*.  You guys...ohhhhhh.  Alright, I'm calming down now.  I know the scene.  Christmas time is coming, and some little Donist has been a very, very good boy this year and will just have to wait to see what Santa Claus brings him on Consumerist Christmas Day!

Okay, understood.  Merry Christmas to all and to all a book about Big Butts!

***Just Added (Thank you, Lael, for informing me of the following***

The Big Book of Breasts - Edited by Dian Hanson, published by Tashen.  Let's go with eight thousand, five hundred and forty two words about this book.

Big Book of Breasts

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